I’ve never been a big fan of shopping. I don’t particularly like crowds and I
despise waking up when it’s dark out.
All of which make the whole Black Friday thing my equivalent to having a
root canal procedure without any Novocain.
There’s no way in hell I’d ever wait in line in the middle of the night
so at the appointed hour I and my line-mates can all behave like barbarians as
we trample our fellow man (woman or child) to snag some deal. How is that fun? And now, Black Friday begins at some retailers on Thursday. You are supposed to be pretending to have a wonderful time with relatives you can't stand on Thanksgiving, not skipping out early to check out Target. Why don’t we just have jousting matches
outside Best Buy to figure out who will be able to purchase a 36” flat-screen
TV made by some unknown company (that can’t be programmed on any Universal
remote) for half price?
It’s all a big scam by retailers to get people into the
stores anyway. They
only have a limited number of the “big deals” at each store so, more than
likely - unless you are willing to camp out in line for a few days - you’re not
going to bag the bargain anyway. But you’re
there, and you’ve fritted away hours waiting for the doors to open. You have to justify your time expenditure
somehow, and what better way (in the eyes of the retailer, of course), than to
buy some other stuff that you could have just as easily waited to purchase when
you didn’t have to get up at the butt-crack of whenever.
I know, I know. It’s a byproduct of our hunter-and-gatherer roots.
You can’t come back empty handed.
You’ll appear weak. Your husband
will frown and say, “What, you waited for five hours in the cold and you came
back without the X-Box Mega 8000 that’s only slightly different than the Mega
7000 that you bought last year?”
No one wants to have to answer that.
Instead, you find anything to make your loved ones believe
you braved the Black Friday hoards and came back with the modern equivalent of a
mastodon to nourish your family through the long winter to come. Even if that means bringing home a life-sized
Justin Beiber Chia Pet.
At least everyone can munch on the sprouts…
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